"Is all this truly necessary?"
"Yes. It's bad enough you have such a terrible pigmentation."
"I can not fight like this."
"Nobody is asking you to fight, just stand beside me and please, do restrain yourself from talking. At all."
Loki realizes soon enough that Thor is not actually a pedophile, and so he won’t have to kill him in his sleep. That’s a relief, as it would have meant fleeing from both Jotunheim and Asgard, which would have been tedious at best. Instead Thor is a grumpy, self-righteous warrior who thinks the whole affair is a farce and won’t last more than a few years. If the marriage is never consumated, after all, there’s always a way to undo it. That suits Loki just fine. Until it happens he just needs to make sure his husband is not going to worsen the relationship between their two realms.