I put together some vulcan smooches for you, because I love you.
Vulcan husband-wife kiss:
Vulcan mother-child kiss:
Sexy vulcan makeout:
ooh yeah get some
what are are you doing
oh my god
yeah so I don’t know what this equates to in human terms
but I’m pretty sure if you did it in public on Vulcan it would get you arrested
Proposed crossover: PACIFIC HEAT
In which Officer Mullins and Special Agent Ashburn are a reluctant but unstoppable Jaeger team!
Their Jaeger, the Wicked Pissah, is known for dangling Kaiju off of high buildings, secretly stockpiling extra ammo for their arm-canon, and gloating with creative enthusiasm over their many victories.
Mullins has something of a reputation for being a heartbreaker.
Ashburn has memorized the stats for every single Kaiju that’s ever appeared, as well as the details of each battle. This has made her equal parts invaluable and insufferable.
As congratulations for their first successful kill, Mullins’ family presented them with a velvet painting of Jesus fighting a Kaiju.
Herc fixing Striker
When it doesn’t work, hit it harder.
#shit #chuck is actually like doing technical things #herc is just hitting things #THIS IS MY FAVORITE #fuck #can you imagine how many times #chuck has had to be like ‘DAD STOP YOU’RE NOT HELPING’ #elbows deep in wires and readouts #herc comes over like ‘hey about this’ #’dad no’ #the one time something herc does works chuck just knows he’ll never fucking hear the end of it #’did you go to school for mechanical engineering dad? no? then STEP AWAY’ #shit i love this
Poor Hufflepuff. Everyone who wasn’t cunning, intelligent, or brave got sent to Hufflepuff
Ding-dong, you are wrong.
Everyone who had immense amounts of courage but, when given the choice, would decide that fighting is not as important as staying put to care for the people a war leaves in its wake ended up in Hufflepuff.
Everyone who was extremely intelligent but simply considered it a much more defining characteristic to be loyal and faithful to people they love, rather than taking pride in their intelligence*, ended up in Hufflepuff.
Everyone who wanted to do something important and had enough cunning to manipulate others and wind their way to the top, but never would because they considered it more important to be honest and earn their success fairly and through hard work ended up in Hufflepuff
Everyone who was brave, and smart, and cunning, but did not consider those traits to be the most important and defining aspects of their personality ended up in Hufflepuff.
Helga Hufflepuff made a conscious decision to accept only those students who were honest and loyal and true enough to themselves to say “No. Courage and intelligence and cunning are all valuable traits, but I will not define myself by them because I believe there are things more important than that.”
We are not your fucking leftovers.