Bowl O Petunias

leonardsmccoy:

she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor

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sketchlock: hannibaaaaaal: Hannibal had the rumblies that only hands would satisfy.  /SCREAMING/

sketchlock:

hannibaaaaaal:

Hannibal had the rumblies that only hands would satisfy. 

/SCREAMING/

qgirlthesalacious:

interwar:

do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go

no

you are genetically impossible

that is not a dominant allele

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we are too damn smart

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nancyrosee:

uglybananas:

Heh.

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

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one-thing-i-cant-live-without: Guys, JARVIS had his own stocking in Iron Man 3.

one-thing-i-cant-live-without:

Guys, JARVIS had his own stocking in Iron Man 3.

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llieo: - red dragon

llieo:

- red dragon

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thefrogman: Buttersafe by Raynato Castro and Alex Culang [website | twitter]

thefrogman:

Buttersafe by Raynato Castro and Alex Culang [website | twitter]

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burningup-asun:

tuulen-tytar:

in viking times short hair was a symbol of servitude and slavery

 #So Loki’s ever longer hair is really a way of him saying that he is a strong independent Asgardian Frost Giant who don’t need no Odin

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lolrynesarting: "Is all this truly necessary?""Yes. It's bad enough you have such a terrible pigmentation.""I can not fight like this.""Nobody is asking you to fight, just stand beside me and please, do restrain yourself from talking. At all." Loki realizes soon enough that Thor is not actually a pedophile, and so he won’t have to kill him in his sleep. That’s a relief, as it would have meant fleeing from both Jotunheim and Asgard, which would have been tedious at best. Instead Thor is a grumpy, self-righteous warrior who thinks the whole affair is a farce and won’t last more than a few years. If the marriage is never consumated, after all, there’s always a way to undo it. That suits Loki just fine. Until it happens he just needs to make sure his husband is not going to worsen the relationship between their two realms. [✗]

lolrynesarting:

"Is all this truly necessary?"
"Yes. It's bad enough you have such a terrible pigmentation."
"I can not fight like this."
"Nobody is asking you to fight, just stand beside me and please,  do restrain yourself from talking. At all."

Loki realizes soon enough that Thor is not actually a pedophile, and so he won’t have to kill him in his sleep. That’s a relief, as it would have meant fleeing from both Jotunheim and Asgard, which would have been tedious at best. Instead Thor is a grumpy, self-righteous warrior who thinks the whole affair is a farce and won’t last more than a few years. If the marriage is never consumated, after all, there’s always a way to undo it. That suits Loki just fine. Until it happens he just needs to make sure his husband is not going to worsen the relationship between their two realms.

[✗]

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mycroft-holmes-approves:

sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

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subtle-sarcasm:  #this looks like a romcom poster

subtle-sarcasm:

 #this looks like a romcom poster

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my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

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